Standing on the corner looking mighty fine

Blue eyes long hair legs just divine

Face of an angel with her nails painted red

Won't somebody help me there's a fantasy...in my head

I must be dreaming...it can't get any better

But the thing that still drives me wild

Is the big fuzzy sweater

She's gotta be a 10 that's as far as I can see

I wonder if I asked her if she'd take chance with me

High-heeled shoes and "fishnets" up to here

Slip inside my car, my intentions are...quite clear

Hips that won't quit

And a skirt made of leather

But the thing that still drives me wild

Is the big fuzzy sweater

Big fuzzy sweater...

She's sexy when she talks and she wiggles when she walks

If you get up close man you can see that she's a fox

Look in her eye...she's a real straight shooter

If she needs a job man she'd get one at "Hooters"

She's all that I think of

Ever since I met her

But the thing that still drives me wild

Is the big fuzzy sweater

Big fuzzy sweater

She's all I can think of

Ever since I met her

But the thing that still drives me wild

Is that big fuzzy sweater...

She's all I can think of

Ever since I met her

But the thing that still drives me wild

Is that big fuzzy sweater...