Big fat guy runnin' naked through the night...

Grab yourself a towel and cinch it on tight... 

There's a girl I know I thought about her just the other night...

Beautiful smile...golden tan...such a delight...

But now she's gone, now she's gone, now she's gone, now she's gone...she's gone 

HA!

There's a girl I know she used to hold my hand...

There's a girl I know she said...I was her man...

But the girl I know didn't understand...

That I'm an Internet killer...I'm an Internet killer...

I'll play you like I was your Uncle Fredd...

We'll set up a meeting...and then you'll be dead...

Cause I'm and Internet killer and I'm gonna come and take your life

I'm gonna reach through the wires and touch ya...

When reality becomes a fantasy and fantasy's reality...

And when you're running down the Web and the Web's the only thing you see...

Well there's people looking out for you...they're gonna take your life...

You'd better hope it's not your son, you're daughter, you're wife...

Cause I'm an Internet killer and I'm coming for you...

I'm the Internet killer and I'm lookin' for you...

Cause when I'm done...you'll be too...

Cause I'm the Internet killer...I'm an Internet killer...

I'll catch you on the COM and I'll bring you back here...

It's funny how you all just seem to disappear...

Cause down in the cave I got twenty in there you know...

It's my own little Shangri-La...

Cause I'm an Internet killer and I'm coming for you...

I'm the Internet killer and I'm lookin' for you...

Cause when I'm done...you'll be too...

Cause I'm the Internet killer...I'm an Internet killer...

Waaaaaa!

Big fat guy runnin' naked through the night...

Grab yourself a towel and cinch it on tight...