Went into "Tim's" late Friday night

A regular occurrence after jammin' all night

The guy behind the counter seemed a little uptight

You know his shirt was messed up and his pants were too tight

He said I only work weekends...I  don't know!

I have no idea...I don't know!

I asked for a "bow tie" he brought me some pie

I have know idea was his favourite  reply...y...y...

I asked for 2 coffees for Mucus and me

Make mine a regular...if you please

Man he looked at me like I spoke Chinese

And then he set down two black coffees in front of me...

He said I only work weekends...I  don't know...

I have no idea...I don't know!

I asked for a "bow tie" he brought me some pie

I have know idea was his favourite  reply...y...y...

Do you have cream Rottin asked the guy

I only work weekends he replied with a sigh

I asked for a "bow tie" he brought me some pie

I have know idea no I can't understand why...

He said I only work weekends...I  don't know!

I have no idea...I don't know!

I asked for a "bow tie" he brought me some pie

I have know idea was his favourite  reply...y...y...

Cause I want pie...ie...ie...

Just give me pie...ie...ie...